I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me. No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with. I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears. Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!” Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.
