Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
"Who needs expensive toys when you have a toddler whose favorite game is hide-and-seek with household items? 🎁😂 Not only are you saving money, but you're also promoting the spirit of recycling! ♻️🎄 #ParentingHacks"

Christmas, couch, dropped, gifts, humor, money, parenting, planning, save, saving, toddler, toys, wrapping, year

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Random Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

71 shares on TikTok this month:

People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

82 shares on Facebook this month:

I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

Y’all pronounce it data or data?

69 shares on Discord this month:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

27 shares on Slack this month:

“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

42 shares on WeChat this month:

Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

99 shares on Facebook this month:

She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

56 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

I need a long hot meteor shower.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

I personally get offended when rain is referred to as “bad weather.”

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Threads:

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

Spreading quickly via X:

The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

Going viral on WeChat:

Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

Breaking via Instagram:

If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

Just landed via Twitch:

It was a complicated 17-hour surgery, but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

Just landed via Instagram:

I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

Keep the laugh going 😂

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨