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"Hey, if being 'batshit crazy' means embracing my inner wild side and living life to the fullest, then sign me up! 🦇🤪 Who needs normal when you can have extraordinary, am I right?"

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Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

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Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

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You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

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Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.

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Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

65 shares on Discord this month:

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

76 shares on Slack this month:

Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.

32 shares on Reddit this month:

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

19 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

64 shares on Twitch this month:

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

62 shares on Telegram this month:

Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

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I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

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“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

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When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

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When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

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Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

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She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

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This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

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My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

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There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

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Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

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I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

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Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

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Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

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Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

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And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

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Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

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Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

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I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

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You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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