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"Hey, if being 'batshit crazy' means embracing my inner wild side and living life to the fullest, then sign me up! 🦇🤪 Who needs normal when you can have extraordinary, am I right?"

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It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

2 months ago

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I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

2 months ago

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I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

2 months ago

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Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

2 months ago

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I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

2 months ago

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Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

2 months ago

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50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve disappointed better people.

35 shares on Slack this month:

My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

15 shares on X this month:

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

14 shares on YouTube this month:

The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

Just realized doors really are floating in the air 24/7. I don’t like that.

20 shares on Discord this month:

The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.

42 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

96 shares on Discord this month:

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

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The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

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My most abusive relationship is with my own brain.

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I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

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ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

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The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.

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You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

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I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

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Trending via Snapchat:

There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.

Making waves on Threads:

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

Seen just now on Slack:

They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

Breaking via Threads:

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

Just shared via Messenger:

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Just shared via WeChat:

I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

Breaking via Slack:

I’ve been alive my whole life, and not once have I seen a commercial for Chinese food.

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I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

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It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

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Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

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