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Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

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Spotted on Facebook:

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

Making waves on Twitch:

You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Just shared via WeChat:

I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

Shared recently on Threads:

If you relate to me, get some help!

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!
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Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

Breaking via X:

I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

Just shared via Slack:

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

Just landed via Threads:

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Just shared via Instagram:

“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

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