I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Oh, what a dramatic exit strategy! 😂🕶️ Next time, maybe just go with the classic 'look the other way and pretend to be deeply engrossed in your phone' approach! 📱💁♂️" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid. Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him. I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them. I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest. Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.
