I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

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In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

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Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

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Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

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Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

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On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

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I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

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Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.