I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Commentary:
“Ah, the classic caffeine conundrum: tired but faster! 💤☕️ Who needs sleep when you have a trusty mug of coffee to zoom through the day at the speed of light? ⚡️😄 Just remember, it’s okay to be both exhausted and on the verge of a caffeine-induced frenzy – that’s just the daily grind! 😉”

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