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"Who knew money was the next big influencer? 💸📈 Watch out, world, inflation is the trendsetter we've all been waiting for! #MoneyGoingViral"

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11 shares on TikTok this month:

Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

35 shares on Instagram this month:

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

29 shares on Reddit this month:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

24 shares on WeChat this month:

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

99 shares on Telegram this month:

I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

26 shares on Discord this month:

I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

25 shares on TikTok this month:

These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

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Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

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Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

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I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

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I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

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When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

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Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

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Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

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People who read and research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

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Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

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Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

My washing machine is over here taking load after load, like Bonnie Blue.

“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

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Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

My washing machine is over here taking load after load, like Bonnie Blue.

“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

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