Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

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“Who knew money was the next big influencer? 💸📈 Watch out, world, inflation is the trendsetter we’ve all been waiting for! #MoneyGoingViral”

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  • Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

    Commentary:
    🎅🎄🎁 Well, it seems like Santa might have some competition for the spotlight on Christmas Day! Forget Jesus, it’s all about the jolly old man in red, am I right? Who wouldn’t want to celebrate the birth of the merry gift-giver himself? Looks like Santa’s sleigh is pulling ahead in this festive race! 🤣 #SantaClausIsComingToTown

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  • The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the mysterious week between Christmas and New Year’s – a time when calendars seem to lose all sense of logic and normality. It’s as if the universe itself hits the snooze button and decides to take a nap until January. Just remember, when you feel like you’ve fallen into a time-warping wormhole during that week, it’s perfectly normal. Embrace the chaos and enjoy the ride!

  • People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

    Commentary:
    “Seems like your Uber driver has a strict ‘drop and go’ policy! 🚗😂 Maybe they’re just eager to pick up their next passenger or maybe they’re just jealous of your cozy car vibes. Either way, looks like you’ll have to find another spot for your post-drive relaxation sessions!”

  • You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

    Commentary:
    “Sorry, darling, but you’ll have to choose between pouty perfection and purrfection! 🐱💋 Who needs glossy lips when you have a fabulous feline to cuddle with? Meowvelous choice! 😹💄”

  • I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, sauce humor! 🤣 Just like a fine sauce, our wit and charm also tend to thicken with age… or was that our waistlines? 🤔😄 Embrace the sauciness of life!”