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  • Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”
  • Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?
  • Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.
  • Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.
  • Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.
  • We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.