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Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Single by choice. Just not my choice.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

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Spotted on Pinterest:

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

Spotted on X:

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

Shared recently on Snapchat:

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

Just shared via Telegram:

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

Making waves on Discord:

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

Making waves on Slack:

Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

Spotted on Twitch:

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

Is everything expensive or am I just poor?
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Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Reddit:

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

Reported on X:

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

Shared recently on WeChat:

Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

Live now on Threads:

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

Trending via LinkedIn:

“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

Just landed via Instagram:

Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

Just shared via Facebook:

The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

Trending via X:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Seen just now on YouTube:

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

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