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If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

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Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

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Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

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Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

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If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

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There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.

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Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

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Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

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Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

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Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

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I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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This cucumber Gatorade got me quenched in an unprecedented manner.

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“Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.

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She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

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Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!

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I’m already sick of tomorrow.

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I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

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The year number is getting too big, let’s do another Jesus soon.

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Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

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Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

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I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

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Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

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I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

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I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

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If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

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You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

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Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

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Me in hell: “So did it hurt when you fell from heaven.” Lucifer: “Get out!”

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I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

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I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

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When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

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Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

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Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

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Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

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I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

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I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

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Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.

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Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

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Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

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Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

Keep the laugh going 😂

Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

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