Is everything expensive or am I just poor? Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIs everything expensive or am I just poor? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back. Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle. Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s. Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.
