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Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

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You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

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Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

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British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

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Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

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The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

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If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”