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Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

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Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

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I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

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Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

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A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

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Dudes be named Will but won’t.

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I’m going to die from jealousy one day.