It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

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Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

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“I’ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.”

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WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

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At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

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It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

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The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

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Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

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Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

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Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.