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My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

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Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

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My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

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Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

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I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

11 shares on X this month:

All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

Unfollowers, take me with you!

96 shares on Slack this month:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

26 shares on Twitch this month:

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.

47 shares on Slack this month:

Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

21 shares on X this month:

Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

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Being strange is exhausting.

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Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

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The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

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The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

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Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

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Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

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If I worked construction, I would always say, “It’s hammer time,” when I left for work.

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I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

Spotted on Discord:

Body by sandwich.

Just landed via Pinterest:

If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

Making waves on Reddit:

The amount of people who “find God” after doing something evil needs to be studied.

Just shared via Instagram:

The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

Just shared via Instagram:

It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

Breaking via Threads:

I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

Spotted on TikTok:

The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

Making waves on Instagram:

The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

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Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

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It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

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