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Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

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Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

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Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

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Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

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You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

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I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

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Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

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I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

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Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

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I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.