It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

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I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

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It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

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I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

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Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

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God, is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video?

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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.