Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.