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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

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I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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I have friends in high places (birds).

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I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

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Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

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Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

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Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

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My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

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“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.