It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

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Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

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In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

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They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

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I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

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Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

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Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

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They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.