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I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

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The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

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Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

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Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

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Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

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Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

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Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

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Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

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Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

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Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

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Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

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Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

Going viral on TikTok:

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

Seen just now on Discord:

For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

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You only live once and thank God for that.

It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

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Witty quote about phones and smell selfies, playful and humorous in tone.

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"Thank goodness for small mercies! 📱🙊 I guess some things are best left unseen… and unsmelled! 😂 #NoSmelfiesPlease"

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72 shares on Snapchat this month:

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

80 shares on Facebook this month:

There are TV shows that only exist on the screens of girls’ houses you go to one time and never again.

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

37 shares on Slack this month:

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

18 shares on X this month:

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

11 shares on Discord this month:

I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

42 shares on Threads this month:

There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

18 shares on Instagram this month:

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.

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Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

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I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

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I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

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I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

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Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

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Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

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I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

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Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

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Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

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Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

Just shared via Slack:

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

Just shared via WeChat:

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

Going viral on TikTok:

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

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Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

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A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

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Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.

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It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

The dragon with the girl tattoo.

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It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

Keep the laugh going 😂

If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

The dragon with the girl tattoo.

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