It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

Commentary:
“Thank goodness for small mercies! 📱🙊 I guess some things are best left unseen… and unsmelled! 😂 #NoSmelfiesPlease”

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