It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

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Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

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My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

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I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?