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Winter seems to have a lot on its mind, like a dramatic houseguest who just can't seem to make up its mind! 🤣❄️ Don't worry, Winter, we're all ears for your next rant!

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Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

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Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

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The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

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4 weeks ago

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I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

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4 months ago

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30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

77 shares on YouTube this month:

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

92 shares on YouTube this month:

Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

14 shares on Slack this month:

Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

68 shares on Threads this month:

It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

99 shares on Telegram this month:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

74 shares on YouTube this month:

In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

90 shares on Slack this month:

If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

68 shares on Pinterest this month:

Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

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Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

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I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

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First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

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Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

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8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

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I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

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Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.

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I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

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Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Trending via Messenger:

Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

Just landed via Twitch:

Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

Just landed via Instagram:

Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

Going viral on Threads:

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

Just landed via Facebook:

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

Spotted on YouTube:

Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

Making waves on Snapchat:

80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

Seen just now on Messenger:

Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

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It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

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Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

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