funny storm quotes - Wordgag

It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

May 30, 2026

A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

May 30, 2026

My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

May 28, 2026

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

May 26, 2026

It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

May 25, 2026

She is both the storm and the shelter.

May 24, 2026

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

May 23, 2026

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

May 22, 2026