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  • Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.
  • When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.
  • Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.
  • If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”
  • “Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.
  • It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.