It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.
It's messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

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Oh, the unfair advantage of being a bear! 🐻🍴 Who knew that breaking the law could look so appealing? Maybe we should all consider roaming the woods and dining like bears – sounds tempting, doesn’t it? πŸ˜‚ #BearLife

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