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We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

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I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

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I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

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I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

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When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

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The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

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Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

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I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

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Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.