Trendy Funny Quotes

  • When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.
  • Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!
  • I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.
  • The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.
  • Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.
  • Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.