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At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

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Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

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Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

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You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

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Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

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Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

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I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

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My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

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The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

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These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.