It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIt’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son. My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo. I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month. *Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning. My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.