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It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life…

It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life…

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Oh dear, parenting dilemmas at their finest! 🍌😅 Who knew a simple banana could wield so much power?! Just another day in the rollercoaster ride of parenting – buckle up and enjoy the brown-spotted twists and turns! 🎢😆

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged banana, brown, brown spot, family, food, giving, humor, life, mistake, morning, parenting, son, spot on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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