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The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

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Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

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I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

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I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

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I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

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OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.