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I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

Commentary:
"Who needs traditional Christmas movies when you've got Baby Jesus getting into the action with Die Hard? 🍿🎄 Talk about taking 'keeping an eye on things' to a whole new level! 😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged baby, baby Jesus, Christmas, die, Die Hard, family, film, hard, holiday, humor, Jesus, Nativity, scene, tradition, TV, watch on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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