I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”
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"Who needs traditional Christmas movies when you've got Baby Jesus getting into the action with Die Hard? πŸΏπŸŽ„ Talk about taking 'keeping an eye on things' to a whole new level! πŸ˜‚"

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