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Looks like your doctor is ready for some wild monkey business! 🐒 Just swing on by and show him your best monkey impression! Who knew healthcare could be this entertaining? 🤣 #MonkeyingAround

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I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

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