I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like your doctor is ready for some wild monkey business! 🐒 Just swing on by and show him your best monkey impression! Who knew healthcare could be this entertaining? 🤣 #MonkeyingAround Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health. I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.