Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.