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I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox sy…

I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox sy…

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Looks like your doctor is ready for some wild monkey business! 🐒 Just swing on by and show him your best monkey impression! Who knew healthcare could be this entertaining? 🤣 #MonkeyingAround

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged asked, doctor, health, humor, i, joke, just, me, monkey, Monkey Pox, pox, swing, symptoms, told, tomorrow on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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