I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.
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Looks like your doctor is ready for some wild monkey business! 🐒 Just swing on by and show him your best monkey impression! Who knew healthcare could be this entertaining? 🤣 #MonkeyingAround

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