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There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

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You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

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I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

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I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

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Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

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Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

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For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

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Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

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Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.