Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppJealous that my phone can just die for a little while. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries. When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.” Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am. Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation. So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.