Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.
  • I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.
  • I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.
  • Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.
  • How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?
  • If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.