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  • Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.
  • I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.
  • So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.
  • If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.
  • The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”
  • I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.