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  • Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.
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  • If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.
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  • That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.