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Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

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I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

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Things I hate about group work: The group.

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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

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Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

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They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

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A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

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I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.