Just another day of not being hot and rich.

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

Commentary:
“Ah, the joys of being fabulously average yet financially challenged! 💁‍♂️💸 Everyday is a reminder that I am neither a supermodel nor a millionaire. Oh well, at least I’ve got my charm and sense of humor to compensate! 😄 #LivingTheDream”

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