Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

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Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

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There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

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If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

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What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

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My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

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Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

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Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

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If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

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Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

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Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!