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Bob Ross could paint a forest in 10 minutes. I’ve been ‘working on myself’ for years, and I’m still unfinished.

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Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

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Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?

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Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

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70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

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The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

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This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow.

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We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

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Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

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Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

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I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

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Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

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The goal is to make your therapist cry.

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The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

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You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

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I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

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The reward for doing really good work is more work.

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90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

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