Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.
  • Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.
  • If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.
  • When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.
  • I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.
  • I need a massage for my brain.