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April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

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I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

26 shares on Facebook this month:

I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

59 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

41 shares on Telegram this month:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

26 shares on X this month:

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

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If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

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Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

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I’m going to hell in every religion.

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I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

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Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

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Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

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Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

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That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

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My lips could use some attention today.

Just landed via Reddit:

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

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I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

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When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

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I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

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Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

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