Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

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Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

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The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

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When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

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Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

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Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

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Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

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Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

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Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.