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I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

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Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

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OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

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No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

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I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

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Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.

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I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

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Who’s your favorite horror director? Mine’s God.

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“Try it all before you die” is always drugs and sex, never quantum physics.

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Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

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“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

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Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

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Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

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Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

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I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

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Sundays are no place for pants or responsibility.

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Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.

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The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

Cute how I complain that my kids are spoiled when I’m the one who spoils them.

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

Last night’s dream could have been an email.

If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.

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Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

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It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

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