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50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

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Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

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You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

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Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

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Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

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What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

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27 shares on Slack this month:

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

22 shares on Twitch this month:

Hey Alexa… remind me why I walked into this room.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

22 shares on X this month:

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.

86 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

71 shares on Messenger this month:

No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

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Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

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For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

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I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

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Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.

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It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

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If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

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Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

Live now on Instagram:

It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

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Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

Making waves on YouTube:

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

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Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

Going bananas on X:

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

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Going bananas on X:

Like me, the weather is getting cooler around here.

Shared recently on TikTok:

“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

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Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

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50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

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Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

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