Commentary:
"Ah, the Christmas tree – the eternal symbol of holiday cheer and existential crisis all rolled into one! 
Just remember, even if you're feeling a bit like a withered old pine inside, you can always put on a dazzling light show for the world to see. Shine on, you festive gem! 
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Related Funny Quotes 
- When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.
- You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.
- I’m only dead on the outside.
- Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.
- Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.
