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You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

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Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

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The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

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First responders? You mean reply guys?

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I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

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One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

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Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

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They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

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I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

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Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?