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Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

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I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

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Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

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The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

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Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

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If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

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Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

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When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

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Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.