Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week. Posted onMay 23, 20243 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppLive, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh. I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day. Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.
