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I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

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I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

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The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

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Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

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Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.