Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you hav…

Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

Commentary:
“Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week. Because let’s be real, a glass of wine or two magically transforms into just ‘occasional sips’ during a health check-up! 🍷😉 #HealthHacks #CheersToGoodHealth”

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