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Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

Commentary:
"Who needs a duck in a row when you can have a duck party instead? 🦆🎉 Embrace the chaos and let those ducks roam free! Just be sure to watch your step 🦆💨 #QuackAttack"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged duck, fun, humor, i, maybe, preference, quirky, randomness, scattered on Apr 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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