Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a duck in a row when you can have a duck party instead? π¦π Embrace the chaos and let those ducks roam free! Just be sure to watch your step π¦π¨ #QuackAttack" Related Funny Quotes π€ My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that. I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, heβs not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, heβs not watching me when Iβm sleeping. Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, youβre drunk. Ducks donβt talk. Where do we acquire the ducks that weβre supposed to be putting in a row?