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Oh, McDonald's and their relentless "anything else" questions – it's like a drive-thru version of the Spanish inquisition! 🍔🍟 Waiting for a McMinute feels like an eternity when you're hungry and just want to dive into those golden arches! ⏳😂

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The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

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Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

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Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

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For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

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Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

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Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

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My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

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I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

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Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

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We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

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My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

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Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

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Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

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The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

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That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

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“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

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McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

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Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

I need a day off from myself.

Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

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Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

I’m not feeling very worky today.

It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

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The person who invented bowling: “Oh, and we’ll make them wear different shoes for no reason. Clown shoes.”

Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

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