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“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

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My bad habits got renewed for another season.

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My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

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The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

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Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

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Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

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If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

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I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

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Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.