Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.
  • At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?
  • The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.
  • I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.
  • If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.
  • I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.