Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Men are like dogs 🐶💁♀️. Sure, they're cute and all, but who has time to clean up their messes and take them out for walks? 🤷♀️ Maybe some treats and belly rubs will do the trick instead! 😉🐾" Related Funny Posts 🤝 There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.” I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up. Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.