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Oh how the times have changed! 🚬➡️😭🍓 Who would have thought that tough Marlboro smokers would turn into softies mourning their lost strawberry cheesecake vape? The evolution of manly habits to sweet indulgences is truly a sight to behold! 🤣🍓🍰 #VapeLife #NewGeneration
Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.
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