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Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

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Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

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“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

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If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

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Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

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Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.