Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club. Funny Quotes October 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMonsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles. The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor. Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am. Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club. I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.
