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Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

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"Who needs to worry about monsters under the bed when you've got a cat fight club going on down there? 🐱🥊 Just imagine little kitty referees and spectators cheering on their fierce fighters! Maybe the winner gets the prized tuna can trophy! 😄 #CatFightClub"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bed, cat, cats, childhood, club, fight, fight club, hide, humor, imagination, monster, monsters, pet, where on Nov 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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