Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.
  • The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!
  • I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.
  • Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.
  • That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.
  • Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.