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We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

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When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

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Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

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Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep youโ€™ll get if youโ€™re able to โ€˜fall asleep right now.โ€™

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More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

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