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I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

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All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

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Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

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Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

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“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

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I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

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I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

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Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

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The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

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They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.