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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

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If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

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That one British friend that’s too bloke.

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Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

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Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

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Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

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I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

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I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

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Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

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69 but we both just farting.

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They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

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People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

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I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth.

People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.

Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

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Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

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Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

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