Multitask? I can barely unitask.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.