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My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

2 months ago

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Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.

4 weeks ago

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Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

2 months ago

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Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!

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Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

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My favorite date activity is ice skating because I’m really good at it, and it allows me to assert dominance on the ice.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

92 shares on Slack this month:

Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

99 shares on Instagram this month:

Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

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Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

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Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

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Old people be like, “No elbows on the table, it’s rude,” then say something racist.

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“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

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My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

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I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

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Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

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It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

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I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

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Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

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You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

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I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

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Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

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My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.

Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

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