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A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

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Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always the best sleep.

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All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

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The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

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It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

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I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

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Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

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Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

Just landed via X:

Staying weird for my own sanity.

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I love one-pot recipes. So much less mess than when I was trying to cook things without a pot.

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First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

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All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

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Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

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Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

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The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

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I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

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Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

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Talking to the stars because people suck.

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There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

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At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

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Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

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Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

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I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

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My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

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I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

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A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

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Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

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Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

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Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

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I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

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Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

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Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

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Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

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“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

This cucumber Gatorade got me quenched in an unprecedented manner.

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One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

You don’t see guys traveling around on those seesaw-type push carts on railroad tracks anymore.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

They’re making me get out of bed.

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

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As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

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When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

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Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

Trending via Instagram:

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

Going viral on Discord:

I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

Trending via WeChat:

I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

Breaking via Twitch:

I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

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