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My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

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Looks like your eight-legged friend is really taking the term "joyride" to a whole new level! 🕷️🚘 Who knew that your car spider moonlights as a web designer? Hope you have some extra flies in the glove compartment for a quick snack while you wait for your little critter to finish their masterpiece! 🕸️🍴



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