My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

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I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

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Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

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When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

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I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

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I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

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Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.