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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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Oh no, the dreaded office birthday celebrations strikes again! 🎉 Looks like it's time to update the resume and start job-hunting for a workplace that won't throw surprise parties. 🎂 Who knew a cake could cause such chaos? 🍰 #OfficeDrama

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged birthday, co-worker, coworkers, found, humor, i, job, need, new, new job, work, workplace on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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