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  • I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.
  • At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.
  • Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.
  • I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.
  • And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.
  • I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.