My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day. Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea. When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me. Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers. Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.