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Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

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Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

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Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

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I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

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If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

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Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

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I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

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You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

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It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.