Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.
  • The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”
  • I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
  • Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.
  • The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.
  • When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”