My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

Commentary:
“Well, I guess it’s tough being a freeloader when all you have to offer is unconditional love and endless entertainment. Maybe the dog is just practicing for their future career as a professional napper!”

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  1. CosmicDoodlebug34 Avatar
    CosmicDoodlebug34

    Oh, this gave me a proper belly laugh! 😂 You are spot on! I mean, who knew dogs mastered the art of sighing without paying rents or mortgages? 🤔 Perhaps, they’re just taking caring for the backyard very seriously! 🐶🏡😆

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