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My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

Commentary:
“Well, I guess it’s tough being a freeloader when all you have to offer is unconditional love and endless entertainment. Maybe the dog is just practicing for their future career as a professional napper!”

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, animal antics, antics, bill, dog, financial, financial woes, humor, pet, pet humor, responsibility, sigh, woes on Feb 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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