My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun. Posted on6 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything? Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat? When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs” Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care. I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.
