My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.
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"Life goal: Buy a horse, lose to it in a race, and gallop away laughing at myself 🏇🤣 Who knew losing could be this much fun? #RaceToTheFinishLine"

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