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"Life goal: Buy a horse, lose to it in a race, and gallop away laughing at myself 🏇🤣 Who knew losing could be this much fun? #RaceToTheFinishLine"

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Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

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I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

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Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

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At least life has music.

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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50 shares on Messenger this month:

I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

58 shares on Twitch this month:

The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

34 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

77 shares on Slack this month:

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

22 shares on Discord this month:

Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

15 shares on Instagram this month:

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

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It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

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Math is like Chinese to me.

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Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

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Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

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The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

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Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

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To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

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Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

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I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

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Spotted on TikTok:

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

Seen just now on WeChat:

That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

Breaking via Reddit:

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

Trending via Facebook:

Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

Making waves on X:

Slipping into something more comfortable, another dimension.

Making waves on X:

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

Going bananas on Discord:

“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

Just landed via Discord:

8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Guess I’ll be getting the same thing for Christmas, again. Fat!

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My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

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Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

At least life has music.

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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