My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I ca… Commentary:"Who needs a therapist when you have a generous employer like that? 🤑 Say goodbye to those expensive coping mechanisms and hello to financial stability! 💸 #EmployerGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper. I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again. I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing. A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!” Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.