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My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

Witty quote about low wages making addiction una affordable, humorous and playful in tone.

Commentary:
"Who needs a therapist when you have a generous employer like that? 🤑 Say goodbye to those expensive coping mechanisms and hello to financial stability! 💸 #EmployerGoals"


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