My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem. Posted on6 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol. Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention. The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper. If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.