Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.
  • If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.
  • Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.
  • I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.
  • Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?
  • Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.