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"Ah, the elusive Sandwich-asana – a classic pose known for its perfect balance of carbs, proteins, and deliciousness! 🥪🧘‍♂️ Who needs downward dog when you can have downward deliciousness? 🤣 #SandwichPoseGoals"

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Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

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Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

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My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

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Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

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My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

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(suicidal grindset guy) When I jump, it’s gonna be from the penthouse.

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I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

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If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

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Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

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Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

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Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

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Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

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Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.

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Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

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It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

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One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

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People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

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Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

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Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

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I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

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Calling the police when someone unfollows.

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If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

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Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

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There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

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Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

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That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

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I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

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Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

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Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

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I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

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Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

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My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

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