My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

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Looks like your fight or flight response is a jet-setter! ๐ŸŒโœˆ๏ธ Always ready to take off at a momentโ€™s notice, even the turbulence canโ€™t shake its frequent flyer confidence. Just make sure it doesnโ€™t rack up too many points or it might upgrade to first-class panic mode! ๐Ÿ˜…

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