Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.
  • Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”
  • It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.
  • I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.
  • Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.
  • The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.