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My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

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Looks like your fight or flight response is a jet-setter! 🌍✈️ Always ready to take off at a moment's notice, even the turbulence can't shake its frequent flyer confidence. Just make sure it doesn't rack up too many points or it might upgrade to first-class panic mode! 😅

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anxiety, fight, flight, flyer, frequent, frequent flyer, humor, joke, response, travel on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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